Thought Gives Substance To Reality

assrimming:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

Reblogging this just for the GIF. Lulz.

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

illegalaustralien:

When someone you don’t like gets upset by something you said

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cheetosanddildos:

This fucking website.
I’m done.